I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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