Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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