Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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