awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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