i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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