Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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