So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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