You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
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