My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I am available for nakedness
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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