just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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