how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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