Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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