I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
you're hired as official boob wrangler
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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