you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Randomize