Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later