we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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