she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
pray to the hookup gods
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.