Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
These Are The 21 Strangest Sexual Fantasy Confessions
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.