goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Randomize
