My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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