But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Couch. On fire.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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