I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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