I'm drive I can fine osifer
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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