i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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