he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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