Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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