i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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