remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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