I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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