I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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