GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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