i may or may not be watching the land before time
We need to rekindle our bromance
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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