I want to have your abortion
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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