he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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