I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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