Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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