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I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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