I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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