We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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