How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Holy shit dude........stairs
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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