we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
She has the best kind of daddy issues
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
