what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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