I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
pop tarts are not kleenex
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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