And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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