My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
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I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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