i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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