I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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