please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
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And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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