you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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