She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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