He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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