I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Panties = found
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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