Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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