white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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