around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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